This page exists as a kind of placebo-courtesy. See that little planet in this still from the movie Interstellar? That’s your email message heading for a gargantuan black hole. According to the laws of thermodynamics the information gets imprinted on the event horizon of the black hole and is never truly lost – unlike your email.*

If you really, really need to message me, then do so via FB or a DM on Instagram.

*See Black hole information paradox.